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There Is No Second Best
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Bitcoin jokes that land with the right crowd and leave everyone else asking questions.
Bitcoin humor runs on inside jokes: a typo from an old forum post, a number that never changes, a founder nobody has ever met. A good funny bitcoin shirt picks one of those and delivers it cleanly, without a paragraph of text or a pile of clip art. That is the standard every design on this page had to meet. Each bitcoin joke shirt here gets a grin from people who know and an honest "wait, what does that mean?" from people who don't, which is half the fun, because then you get to explain it. Below is a quick translation of every joke, and a few tips for picking one that suits the person wearing it.
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No tee matches that. Try “HODL”, “pizza” or “logo”.
The grid also includes There Is No Second Best and Pacman BTC for fans of those references.
Humor on a shirt ages fast when it leans on a price or a headline. The designs here avoid that: none of them depends on where the chart is this week, so they are as funny in a bear market as in a bull run. When choosing, match the joke to the wearer. Someone who loves numbers will enjoy the infinity math far more than a slogan, while a person who buys a little every week will see themselves in the piggy bank. And think about the audience: a subtle pun reads well at the office, while a bigger print belongs at a meetup. Every design costs the same $39.99, so you can pick on taste alone.
Some will, most will not, and that is fine. The designs are made to reward people who are in on it. For everyone else, they are a conversation starter.
It is written like a fraction. With a fixed supply of 21 million bitcoin, the joke is that everything else, infinitely, gets divided by that one number.
Bitcoin Boss and Infinity / 21M are the most understated. The jokes are clever rather than loud, and neither has a slogan a coworker could take the wrong way.
It can be, if you pick a joke they already understand. Stack Sats is the easiest one to get on day one, while the 21 million gag is better saved for someone who has been around a while.