Pass the Sats Bitcoin Thanksgiving T-Shirt

Every Thanksgiving table has someone asking for the gravy, and every bitcoiner in the family has been waiting for a pun like this one. Pass the Sats puts the request on a shirt, with a gravy boat to match.

A sat, short for satoshi, is the tiniest slice of bitcoin, a 100-millionth of a single coin. Thanksgiving in the United States falls on the fourth Thursday of November, which in 2026 is November 26. The pun does the rest. At a table crowded with side dishes, the family bitcoiner would like the smallest unit passed along too, right next to the gravy boat that every kitchen owns and nobody remembers to set out.

Wear it to the Thanksgiving table, a Friendsgiving potluck or the football game on the couch afterward. The gravy boat reads as dinner even to relatives who never ask what a sat is, so the pun lands before the pie is cut.