All I Want for Christmas Is Sats T-Shirt

Forget the socks and the gadgets, this wish list has one item. The tee says what every bitcoiner secretly hopes to find in their stocking.

A sat, short for satoshi, is one hundred millionth of a bitcoin, the small unit most people actually buy and send. Asking for sats at Christmas has become a running joke among bitcoiners, who would rather receive a few thousand sats than another novelty mug. The stocking is a fitting picture: hung by the fireplace for small surprises, and here holding a single coin. Gifting sats is also a popular way to introduce family members to bitcoin over the holidays.

Made for holiday parties, family photos, ugly sweater nights when you would rather skip the sweater, and the morning of the gift exchange. Festive without tinsel, and black works for every gathering. A cheerful present for the bitcoiner in the family.