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Black t-shirt with an orange wooden rocking chair above Bitcoin Grandpa in white lettersHover to zoom

Bitcoin Grandpa T-Shirt

$39.99

For the grandpa who holds bitcoin and takes the long view. An orange rocking chair over BITCOIN GRANDPA.

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  • Unisex tailored fit, sizes XS–3XL
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About this design

An orange wooden rocking chair with a tall slatted back, armrests and curved rockers sits above BITCOIN and GRANDPA in two lines of white capitals of equal size.

Fabric, fit & print
MaterialAirlume combed & ring-spun cotton
FitUnisex tailored crew neck
PrintPrinted to order
SizesXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
SKUBC-GRANDPA
Shipping & exchanges

Ships in 3–4 business days, tracked. See the shipping policy and returns & exchanges.

The story

Behind the Bitcoin Grandpa tee

Grandpa lived through rotary phones and dial-up internet, and now he holds bitcoin too. This tee gives him a title worth wearing to the next family reunion.

Bitcoin launched in January 2009, so it has been around long enough to span generations in some families: a grandkid explains it over Thanksgiving dinner, and before long grandpa is asking how to set up a wallet. The rocking chair is the joke. Bitcoiners love to talk about patience and thinking in decades, and nobody models patience quite like a grandfather on the porch. This design is a warm, playful title for the family elder who holds bitcoin, or simply enjoys hearing about it.

A friendly present for Grandparents Day, Father's Day, a birthday or a retirement party. The rocking chair is gentle humor that grandpa can laugh at, and the big type reads clearly in family photos. It is just as fun for younger guys who already act like grandpas.

Questions

About this design

When is National Grandparents Day in the US?

It falls on the first Sunday after Labor Day each September, a date set in 1978. Father's Day and birthdays work just as well. Each shirt is printed to order and most ship within 3 to 4 business days, so leave a little lead time.

Why a rocking chair on a bitcoin shirt?

It is the classic picture of a grandpa taking it easy, and it doubles as a nod to the patience bitcoiners like to brag about. The chair keeps the joke affectionate, a wink at his calm, rather than a dig at his age.

Is there a Bitcoin Grandma shirt too?

Yes. The Bitcoin Grandma tee pairs a ball of yarn with the same bold lettering, so grandparents can match. Both are printed to order on the same black unisex tee, sizes XS to 3XL.

Bitcoin Grandpa$39.99