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An orange crossed fork and knife over I PROMISED NOT TO TALK ABOUT BITCOIN, a holiday dinner joke.
- Unisex tailored fit, sizes XS–3XL
- Free US shipping over $75, $4.99 below
- 30-day size exchanges on unworn tees
About this design
An orange outline fork and knife crossed in an X sit above I PROMISED NOT TO and TALK ABOUT BITCOIN in two lines of bold white capitals, with BITCOIN set larger. There is no Bitcoin symbol on this design.
Fabric, fit & print
| Material | Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Fit | Unisex tailored crew neck |
| Printed to order | |
| Sizes | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| SKU | BC-NOTALKING |
Shipping & exchanges
Ships in 3–4 business days, tracked. See the shipping policy and returns & exchanges.
The story
Behind the Promised Not to Talk About It tee
The family made one request before dinner: please, no bitcoin. This shirt keeps the promise on the front, with a crossed fork and knife to mark the occasion, and leaves the rest of the evening up to you.
In the United States, Thanksgiving falls on the fourth Thursday of November, which in 2026 is November 26. For many bitcoiners the holiday table comes with one house rule: leave the topic at the door. The words on this shirt admit the rule and the slip in the same breath. The crossed fork and knife is the universal sign for a place setting, so the joke reads from across the room.
Wear it to Thanksgiving, a Christmas dinner or any big family meal where someone might raise an eyebrow. It also suits a dinner party with new friends, since the sentence is honest and a good ice breaker for a table of non-bitcoiners.
Questions
About this design
Can I get it in time for Thanksgiving 2026?
Possibly, if you order early. Thanksgiving is Thursday, November 26, 2026, and we do not promise a delivery date. Shirts are printed to order, usually in 3 to 4 business days, then take about 5 days to arrive in the continental US.
Is it safe to wear around relatives who dislike the topic?
That is the idea. The shirt is a self-aware joke, not a lecture, and most relatives enjoy that the promise is already broken in print. It is a tongue-in-cheek confession rather than a challenge, so it tends to lighten the mood at the table.
Is the fork and knife a code of some kind?
No, it is just a place setting drawn in orange outline. It tells people the shirt is about dinner, even before they read the words. There is no hidden meaning and no extra writing inside the drawing, which keeps the front clean.
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