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Christmas Sats
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
Bitcoin Christmas Shirts.
Holiday tees for the bitcoiner who already owns every gadget and wants something to wear to the family party.
Every December the same thing happens at dinner: somebody asks about Bitcoin and one person at the table lights up. These Bitcoin Christmas shirts are for that person. Each one swaps a familiar holiday line for a Bitcoin joke, from a carol that now ends in a block to a greeting that only stackers fully get. They are easy to wear to an office party, an ugly sweater night or a meetup in the last week of the year, and they make a far better Christmas gift than another mug.
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Ho Ho HODL
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
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Happy HODLidays
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
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O Christmas Block
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
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Silent Node
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
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Cold Wallet, Warm Heart
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
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Jingle Blocks
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
No tee matches that. Try “HODL”, “pizza” or “logo”.
Pick the holiday joke
- The pun lover. Ho Ho HODL and Happy HODLidays are the two easiest jokes to read from across a room. Anyone who knows the word HODL gets it in a second, and everyone else asks.
- The carol singer. O Christmas Block draws the tree as a stack of blocks, and Silent Node turns a classic carol into a node runner's lullaby.
- The self-custody purist. Cold Wallet, Warm Heart is the sweetest shirt in the shop, a mitten for someone who keeps their coins offline.
- The one who just wants sats. All I Want for Christmas Is Sats says the quiet part out loud. Pair it with our sats calculator if you plan to tuck a few into the card.
Order early for the holidays
Each shirt is printed after you order it, which usually takes 3 to 4 business days, and then travels about 5 days within the continental US. Alaska, Hawaii and US territories need about two weeks after shipping. We ship to US addresses only, so give yourself a comfortable cushion before December 25. Shipping is free on orders over $75, which two shirts reach, so it is a good moment to grab one for yourself as well.
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When should I order a Bitcoin Christmas shirt to get it before the holidays?
Order at least two weeks before you need it for the continental US, and about a month ahead for Alaska, Hawaii and US territories. Printing takes 3 to 4 business days and delivery about 5 days after shipping, so earlier December orders are safest.
Are these Christmas shirts sweaters?
No. They are black unisex crew neck t-shirts with holiday designs, so they work at an ugly sweater party without the itch, and the rest of the year if you are bold.
Can I swap the size after Christmas?
Yes. Unworn, unwashed tees can be exchanged for another size within 30 days of delivery. The customer pays the shipping for the exchange.
Which Bitcoin Christmas shirt is best for someone new to Bitcoin?
Happy HODLidays is the gentlest. It reads as a holiday greeting first, and the HODL twist is easy to explain over dessert.
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