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$39.99
An empty orange sleigh with curled runners over SLEIGH THE / FEES, a holiday pun on slaying the fees. No reindeer, no figure.
- Unisex tailored fit, sizes XS–3XL
- Free US shipping over $75, $4.99 below
- 30-day size exchanges on unworn tees
About this design
A plain sleigh in orange outline with two curled runners and no reindeer or figure sits above SLEIGH THE / FEES in two lines of bold white capitals, with a small tilted orange Bitcoin symbol centered under the words.
Fabric, fit & print
| Material | Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton |
|---|---|
| Fit | Unisex tailored crew neck |
| Printed to order | |
| Sizes | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| SKU | BC-SLEIGHFEES |
Shipping & exchanges
Ships in 3–4 business days, tracked. See the shipping policy and returns & exchanges.
The story
Behind the Sleigh the Fees tee
Fees are the grumble that never quite goes away on the bitcoin network, so this tee gives the grumble a holiday twist. A plain sleigh in orange outline, with two curled runners and nobody on board, sits above two lines of white capitals. The seat is empty on purpose.
Bitcoin transactions compete for limited space in each block. Miners choose which transactions to include, and they go by the fee per byte, so the fee you attach affects how quickly your payment gets picked. That competition is why fees come up so often in bitcoin talk. This tee is a joke, not a forecast. It makes no promise that fees will be or become low, and the empty sleigh is just a sleigh.
Wear it to a holiday party where someone asks why a payment is taking a while, or hand it to the friend who always has an opinion about the mempool. It is a light gag for a cookie swap or a family gift exchange. Christmas Day is Friday, December 25, 2026, so order with some room to spare.
Questions
About this design
Is the sleigh empty on purpose?
Yes. The drawing is a plain sleigh with two curled runners, with no reindeer, no Santa and no gift sacks. The empty seat is part of the joke, because the sleigh is ready and the only thing on board is the wordplay on slay the fees. The two lines of white capitals do most of the work, that keeps the focus on the words.
Does this shirt say fees will go down?
No. The shirt is a pun on a common phrase, and it makes no prediction about transaction fees now or later. Fees rise and fall with demand for space in each block, so nothing on the tee should be read as a forecast or as advice about when to send a payment. The transaction fees guide on this site explains the basics in plain words.
Can I count on it arriving before Christmas?
No date can be promised. Most orders are printed and shipped within 3 to 4 business days, and delivery after shipping usually takes about 5 days in the continental US. Alaska, Hawaii and U.S. territories take longer, around two weeks. Treat these as estimates and order early.
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