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Black t-shirt with an orange holly sprig above Deck the Halls With Sats in white capitals and a small orange Bitcoin symbol belowHover to zoom

Deck the Halls With Sats Bitcoin Christmas T-Shirt

$39.99

An orange holly sprig with round berries over DECK THE HALLS / WITH SATS, a carol pun for the bitcoin fan on your list.

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  • Unisex tailored fit, sizes XS–3XL
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About this design

An orange outline holly sprig with two leaves and a spray of round berries, drawn plain with no face, sits above DECK THE HALLS / WITH SATS in two lines of bold white capitals, with a small tilted orange Bitcoin symbol centered under the words.

Fabric, fit & print
MaterialAirlume combed & ring-spun cotton
FitUnisex tailored crew neck
PrintPrinted to order
SizesXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
SKUBC-DECKSATS
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The story

Behind the Deck the Halls With Sats tee

This tee borrows the opening words of an old carol and adds a unit that bitcoiners count in. An orange outline holly sprig, two leaves and a spray of round berries with no face, sits above two lines of bold white capitals. Nothing else is drawn, so the words get all the attention.

A sat is one hundred millionth of a bitcoin, so a single bitcoin is 100,000,000 sats. The carol this shirt borrows from has a Welsh melody, and its English words date from 1862. The carol is in the public domain, and the shirt uses only its opening title phrase. Holly stands in for the holiday, and the sats are the bitcoin part of the gift. The shirt names no price and makes no claim about what sats or bitcoin will be worth.

Wear it to a holiday gathering where someone insists on singing, or give it to the relative who already knows what a sat is. It suits a cold morning with a mug in hand. Printing takes a few business days before the shirt ships from the USA, so plan ahead for Christmas Day, Friday, December 25, 2026.

Questions

About this design

Is the carol title allowed on a shirt?

The carol is in the public domain, so the shirt can use its title phrase. The tee quotes only those opening words and nothing else from the song. It is an independent joke and is not connected to any publisher, arranger, singer or choir. The design is a pun on a familiar phrase, not a reprint of the song.

What is a sat, and why is it on the shirt?

A sat is one hundred millionth of a bitcoin, so a full bitcoin is 100,000,000 sats. The holly and the carol title are the holiday part, and the word sats is the bitcoin part. The shirt names no price and makes no claim about the future value of any unit. The how many sats in a bitcoin guide on this site has the math.

Can I wear it to a work holiday party?

Yes, if your workplace is relaxed about bitcoin jokes. The tee is a plain black crew neck with two lines of white capitals and a small orange symbol, so it reads as a joke rather than a sales pitch. Keep the conversation light, since the sat is the only bitcoin word on the shirt.

Deck the Halls With Sats$39.99