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Pass the Sats
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
Bitcoin Thanksgiving Shirts.
Two black tees for the family table, one about passing the gravy and one about a promise that rarely survives the pie.
Thanksgiving is the one dinner where a bitcoin joke can win the whole table, or earn a long sigh from the cousin who has heard it before. Our bitcoin Thanksgiving shirt options are two black unisex crew necks, each with one orange line-art object and a few bold white words. One is a polite request for the potatoes with a bitcoin twist. The other admits what everyone at the table already suspects. Pick the one that fits your family, then order early, because each shirt is printed after you order it.
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Promised Not to Talk About It
Unisex tee · XS–3XL
$39.99
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Which Thanksgiving tee suits your table
- The table request. Pass the Sats shows an orange gravy boat on a saucer above PASS THE SATS, with a small Bitcoin symbol under the words. It reads as a dinner request first, so the bitcoin part is a small surprise that most of the table gets in a second.
- The self-aware guest. I Promised Not to Talk About Bitcoin sets an orange fork and knife crossed in an X above the words. It is for the person who made a quiet promise at the door and knows how long it will last. This design has no Bitcoin symbol, so the words carry the whole joke.
Both designs suit a family dinner, a friendsgiving or a Thanksgiving potluck. Our two Thanksgiving designs are the only tees in the shop with a Thanksgiving theme, so if you want something for a different holiday, our Bitcoin Christmas shirts page has the December collection.
Order early for Thursday, November 26
Thanksgiving falls on Thursday, November 26, 2026. Every shirt is printed to order, which usually takes 3 to 4 business days before it ships, and then about 5 days to arrive in the continental US. Alaska, Hawaii and US territories can take about two weeks after shipping. These are typical times, not a promise, so we cannot guarantee a shirt will arrive by the holiday. The sooner you order, the safer the plan. We ship to US addresses only, tees are $39.99 each, and shipping is free on orders over $75.
If you want a plain-English answer for the moment the bitcoin question comes up at the table, our orange pill guide covers how to answer without turning dessert into a lecture.
Questions
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Can I still get a Thanksgiving shirt before November 26?
We cannot promise a date. Printing takes 3 to 4 business days, and delivery in the continental US takes about 5 days after shipping. Ordering this week leaves the most room. Later orders may still arrive in time, but the risk grows, most of all for Alaska, Hawaii and the territories.
Which Thanksgiving tee is the gentler joke?
Pass the Sats. It reads as a dinner request first, and the bitcoin twist is a small surprise rather than a speech. I Promised Not to Talk About Bitcoin is the bolder choice, since it is a joke about the joke.
Can I swap the size if the Thanksgiving shirt does not fit?
Yes, if the tee is unworn and unwashed. You can exchange it for another size of the same design within 30 days of delivery, and you pay the shipping for the exchange. The returns and exchanges page has the details.
Are these shirts meant to be worn only on Thanksgiving?
No. They are black unisex crew neck tees, so they work for a Friday movie night, a Saturday meetup or a family visit in December. The holiday wording is there for the table, not the calendar.
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